Pig Mask Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #73

From the 2007 Archives:

I sort of feel victimized just by looking at this fleshy and morosely smug Pig Halloween Costume Mask. There are going to be an awful lot of crying kids if you go prancing about town in this thing. Please don’t expose this thing to anyone not old enough to watch DELIVERANCE. And stay out of Georgia! Your Hogzilla butt may be roped, tied and photographed for the next issue of National Geographic! Actually, after my breakfast of Cheetos, it sort of makes me hungry for apples.