Corn Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #72
From the 2007 Archives:

I can totally picture some poor kid’s cheesy dad thinking that this is a good idea. Like he would think giving his kids root beer before bedtime is a good idea. Both have 0 nutritional value. And this one is likely to get him shucked and TP’d by the neighborhood hooligans. Sorry, pal, nobody’s going to be cross-pollinating you this Halloween.