Anita Waxing (I Need a Waxing) Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #145

Let's go Europe, let's go! The Anita Waxing Halloween Costume (I Need a Waxing) proudly displays a noticeably suspicious mop of fluffiness tumbling out of the southern regions of a bright red swimsuit / unitard in the manner of "female" Eastern European Olympiads circa 1985. Perfect for feminist-loving, anti-Brazilian males who've never laid eyes on a Victoria's Secret catalog. With this version's life guard / Baywatch-bright swimsuit, the whole costume is a complete Pam Anderson meets Grizzly Adams magnificence.

Note:  the LeAnn Rimes wig is sold separately.

Holy Shit Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #18

From the 2006 Archives:

The Holy Shit Halloween Costume is probably the most offensive Halloween costume thus far.  Just in case you haven't debased spirituality enough on All Hallow's Eve, this is the costume to get.  The Holy Shit Halloween Costume effectively joins scatologicality and religion together in a macabre bond.  Dare I mention that it's a wee cute in a Mr. Hanky kinda way?  This costume also comes in Bull Shit, Chicken Shit, Tough Shit, Crock of Shit, Hot Shit, No Shit Sherlock and Poo Poo platter versions.  Just substitute halo, crucifix and wings for appropriate accents.

When the Shit Hits the Fan Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #17

From the 2006 Archives:

This takes the dookie cake for the grossest Halloween costume of the season.  Nothing can be worse than this (except for maybe all the slutty children's storybook character costumes that certain shops sell which are wrong, wrong, wrong!)... When the Shit Hits the Fan Halloween Costume displays both outright grodiness and complete impotence with this eye-rolling obvious translation of the visual idiom.  The only way you'll ever be a genius if you get laid with this thing on.

Outhouse Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #16


From the 2006 Archives:

This Outhouse Halloween Costume is just plain ridiculous.  Perfect for a regressed soul bent on unloading pounds of uncleverness.  Maybe this latrine-ish costume would work if you added a couple o' moonshiners and lumberjacks and trick-or-treated as a group, but on its own, Outhouse is OUT.

Fart-O-Meter Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #15

From the 2006 Archives:

I have racked my brain trying to figure out who in their right mind would buy the Fart-O-Meter Halloween Costume and I just can't figure it out.  This is a truly inane Halloween costume.  It says, "I have a 4th-grade intellect, am overly flashy and want to be avoided wherever I go."  Think about it... who wants a Fart-O-Meter approaching them, even if they're toot-free?  Don't wander what everyone's laughing at in pity... it's you.