Anorexia Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #147

The Anorexia Halloween Costume (Anna Rexia Halloween Costume) is the ultimate exploitation of disturbing diseases.  Some companies also refer to this costume as the Nicole Riche Halloween Costume which is just plain wrong.  The Anorexia Halloween Costume exploits serious social, psychological and physical illness and all under the guise of a skeleton-plastered nurse's uniform.  Medical professionals can sometimes wield their knowledge to become the sickest, most hypochondriacal ones of the bunch but unless the wearer of the Anorexia Halloween Costume is stick-thin, these duds will just appear to be from the Graveyard ER collection.  Another example of a play on words not quite translating in the visual realm.

Runny Butt Medical Patient Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #90

From the 2007 Archives:

Apparently this Runny Butt Halloween Costume monstrosity comes with a bulb that you push to make things squish out of the butt. You will, however, need to purchase your own toilet paper. Butt-revealing hospital gown suggests that this prize is in the process of receiving medically treatment. For what? Anyone’s guess. Then again, those drawn to this costume need to be committed.

The Runny Butt Halloween Costume is available from E Costumes.

Mammogram Man Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #24

From the 2006 Archives:

The Mammogram Man Halloween Costume is totally tasteless and offensive to at least 53% of the population.  Way to misogynistically and arbitrarily belittle life-saving machines of modern medicine.  Dudes, how would you feel if this guy was dressed up as a proctologist?  I'm just sayin'.  Besides, Mammogram Man looks like he's in one of those hazmat suits from E.T.  This guy, obviously knows nothing about tatas.

The Mammogram Man Halloween Costume is available from Wacky Planet.