Big Top Circus Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #139
Yup, this winner's got Ringling Brothers red-striped big top tent wrapped around his groin with an elephant trunk protruding where a happy oh-no-he-didn't might be. Guys, really, y'all are way to obsessed with your own equipment and to associate it with a family-fun circus? Ew. Crowds are going to skip the shows in all three rings. Seriously, Dumbo would not approve.

Hunger Pains Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #46

From the 2006 Archives:

If you’re expecting your adoring public to espy your costume and think, “Ah, hunger pains!”, you’re going to be waiting for a long, long time. But that doesn’t make it any less cool. The Hunger Pains Halloween Costume rocks great visuals and offers a double interpretation. Either a creature is bursting through your gut or your stomach is ready for some serious vengeance. Be sure, when you slap on hunger pains, to take a cue from the joe below. Your facial expression sets the mood for this gem.