Baby Elvis Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #103

From the 2007 Archives:

No denying, this baby in the Elvis Baby Halloween Costume is bad ass. And don’t you dare make fun of the ill-fitting Mr. T ‘do. Elvis baby is taking care of business and you better deal with it. Just ask the snarl. I love it..

Adult Baby and Grandma Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #95

From the 2007 Archives:

Why oh why is this huge man-baby humping his granny? Big baby with endocrine issues (or abnormal toddler or regressive adolescent) has oodles of fun while granny silently screams. Adult Baby Humping Granny illustrates the dark side of a failure to wean. Proportionally disturbing, it elicits more questions than answers.

Adult Baby Humping Grandma is available from Party America.

Adult Baby in High Chair Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #47

From the 2006 Archives:

The Adult Baby in High Chair Halloween Costume is out and out ridiculous and completely devoid of any Halloweenish qualities but it makes me smile every time. The Adult Baby in High Chair costume effortlessly leaps over creepy man-issues and straight into absurd foolery.

Baby Air Freshener Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #34

From the 2006 Archives:

The Baby Air Freshener Halloween Costume is possibly even more idiotic than the Cheeseburger in Paradise Halloween Costume.  Who is the concept artist for these things?  Of all the adorable infant costumes out there, why oh why would you choose to swaddle your bundle of preciousness in a car air freshener costume this Halloween?  Meaningless novelty household items are just that.  Meaningless.  Novelty.  And usually obnoxious.  Run, baby, run!

Man Baby Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #23

From the 2006 Archives:

This Big Man Baby Halloween Costume isn't so much Halloween Fun as it's an episode of The Jerry Springer Show.  Hence, you're not highlighting your sense of humor, you're accentuating your deep dark issues.  And nobody's gonna wanna touch that with a 10-foot-pole.  Jerry!  Jerry!  Jerry!

The Big Man Baby Halloween Costume is available from Star Costumes.

Soldier Baby Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #10

From the 2006 Archives:

Nothing says cute and cuddly like a chubby baby wrapped in camo bunting.

Ever feel like a baby could run a better war than the current administration? Order this adorable camouflaged soldier costume for your infant and start ‘em early on military ballin' (albeit Vietnam-era military ballin'). A mini Uzi would add that extra-special tastelessness to this already horrifying outfit.

Baby Whoopie Cushion Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #3

From the 2006 Archives:

A perfect(ly wretched) complement to the Adult Whoopie Cushion Halloween Costume, the Baby Whoopie Cushion Halloween Costume swaddles your little windbag in a dull-pink flatulence of an ensemble.

Infant Junior, looking rather constipated and none-too-thrilled to be party to such low-brow humor in this product photograph, can forget about sailing by on his chubby cuteness. You see, Junior is now not only imprisoned, but indeed marked, by his parents' stinkin' taste. Somebody open a window, STAT.

The Baby Whoopie Cushion Halloween Costume is available from The Oriental Trading Company.