Anita Waxing (I Need a Waxing) Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #145

Let's go Europe, let's go! The Anita Waxing Halloween Costume (I Need a Waxing) proudly displays a noticeably suspicious mop of fluffiness tumbling out of the southern regions of a bright red swimsuit / unitard in the manner of "female" Eastern European Olympiads circa 1985. Perfect for feminist-loving, anti-Brazilian males who've never laid eyes on a Victoria's Secret catalog. With this version's life guard / Baywatch-bright swimsuit, the whole costume is a complete Pam Anderson meets Grizzly Adams magnificence.

Note:  the LeAnn Rimes wig is sold separately.

Camel Toe Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #121

The Camel Toe Halloween Costume (Camille Toe Halloween Costume) is also known as Camille Toe. Although the Camel Toe Halloween Costume uses a nice color palette with its lime-green, dark-rose color scheme, the ill-fitting aerobics outfit, complete with cleavage-peekage really is just not an effective theme for the costume. Camel Toes are funny because of the inopportune ways that some clothing fits unsuspecting people in real-life settings - like a pair of too-tight trousers on the vajayjay of an english teacher. Unless you're a real sociopath, nobody getting down with exercise is going to be peering around at their compadres camel toes during Sweatin' to the Oldies. And if you're a serious exercise buff, my guess is your spandex will be nicely shaping your form eliminating the camel toe problem. Besides, those Jane Fonda workout suits are more known for their major wedgies than their camel toes.

Big Pussy Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #115

From the 2007 Archives:

Bet-loser. Stop cutesy smiling and go find your Tricky Dick.  You belong together.  Who would even buy one of these things?  A transgendered person trying to work out their  psychological issues via a misguided notion about what it means to be an XX?  Even that’s pushing it.  Sheesh.

The Big Pussy Halloween Costume is available from Nawty Things.

Sperm Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #114

From the 2007 Archives:

Hee hee. This costume will ONLY work if the wearer keeps swimming on the dance floor. Otherwise… it’s just sperm hanging around a party. Kind of tame. Too cutesy to be gross. You could pair this up with a black-light and a CSI costume (also popular this year) and do a crime scene installation or one of those disturbing “Look What’s Really in Your Hotel Room” 20/20 investigations.

Tricky Dick Halloweenie Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #113

DUE TO THE GRAPHIC NATURE OF THE TRICKY DICK HALLOWEEN COSTUME, THE PHOTO IS NOT AVAILABLE

From the 2007 Archives:

Dick in a dick. If you fit the demographic of who actually buys this Tricky Dick Halloween Costumes, your buddies are going to be too homophobic to even KNOW you this Halloween. And are any ladies going to want to hang around a big penis?  I’ll spell it out.  N-O.  Tricky Dick is limp, dude. Really limp.  And obviously obese.

Halloweenie Penis Costume