Kim Jong Il Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #127

The Kim Jong Il Halloween Costume very strangely incorporates weird 3D retro glasses into a utilitarian asexual "Pat"-like brown jumpsuit. Super internationally savvy (and inherently non-American) folks might grin at this realistically bland rendition of America's favorite dictator and censor, or, more likely, they'll be remarking about the odd-looking robot on the loose around town. Really, how old is he?

The Kim Jong Il Halloween Costume is available from Ricky's.

Special Forces Halloween Costume for Kids

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #86

From the 2007 Archives:

Trick or treat! Give me all of your @#$*(&! candy! Think you’d be scared if this Special Forces Halloween Costume for Kids came a knockin’? Tough! Special Forces Junior will throw tear gas through your window, break down your door and take whatever the Osama he wants anyway ’cause we know the squirt ain’t on any counter-terrorism missions. War! What is it good for? Besides injecting thuggish fear into law-abiding citizens, this Special Forces Costume for Kids flaunts illegally realistic firepower. Parents, use sound judgment. Take away Junior’s ATV and don’t buy him this ensemble!

Suicide Bomber Watch Dog Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #82
From the 2007 Archives:

So the official name of this Halloween costume is “Watch Dog” but whom are we kidding? This outfit is straight up modern suicide bomber. Yeah, this costume is future-weapons scary but like your dog’s going to get confiscated, arrested and sent to GitMo, blown up in a counter-terrorism move and/or become a martyr/poster mutt for the jihad. And look at this poor pooch’s face. He knows he’s about to be sent into dangerous territory. It’s not his fault that he’s innately predisposed to trade his life for the Milkbone sign up bonus. ALALALALA! Someone contact the ASPCA/United Nations ASAP!

Voodoo Doll Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #56

From the 2006 Archives:

The Voodoo Doll Halloween Costume is cute and original, but kinda misses the scary mark because unless Mr. Voodoo Doll represents you, there ain’t no need to freak. That is precisely why I suggest that if you go this route, know your neighbors’ dirty laundry and carry around nameplates. Then, when you arrive on their front porch with your pillow case open to receive the goods, you can slap on the appropriate nameplate and re-attach pins where needed. Deliciously demented.

The Voodoo Doll Halloween Costume is available from Wacky Planet.

Saddam Hussein Halloween Costume Mask

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #35

From the 2006 Archives:

Ever since Saddam Hussein was caught in a filthy hole, eating wieners and looking like a muddy Woodstock hippie, his scare stock crashed.  Therefore, the Saddam Hussein Halloween Costume ask is neither frightening, nor, given the current unrest in the Middle East, funny.  Plus, the red beret fashion this Hussein rendition into an unshaven pansy of an art student.  I've met many in my life so I can expertly assess this character as WEAK.

Osama Bin Laden Mask Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #9

From the 2006 Archives:

I bet there are plenty of people in the good ol' United States of America who wish this Inappropriate Halloween Costumes wasn't still relevant.

Waaaaaay back in the year 2006 I asked, "Who wants to get the crap beat out of them on Halloween? If that sounds like you then order this Osama Bin Laden mask." A carry-along dialysis machine would make a nice touch, but alas, is not included with the mask.

A rubbery mask with cartoony coal-black eyes and an even blacker soul makes this Halloween outfit-o-evil a perfect fit for Roger Rabbit's Toontown.

It was last seen noodling about Chamber of Horrors.