Down for the Count Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #117

From the 2007 Archives:

A big thanks to inside tipster “A” for this one. Complex costume includes a cape, shirt and vest, nude pants with dropped trousers, and a lingerie-wearing inflatable doll. Hope you’re prepared for total immobility because there is no way you’re going to be able to walk in Down for the Count. And be prepared to keep company with inflatable dolls for a REALLY long time, chicks don’t dig misogyny.  Or puns.

The Down for the Count Halloween Costume is available at Halloween Street.

Hunger Pains Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #46

From the 2006 Archives:

If you’re expecting your adoring public to espy your costume and think, “Ah, hunger pains!”, you’re going to be waiting for a long, long time. But that doesn’t make it any less cool. The Hunger Pains Halloween Costume rocks great visuals and offers a double interpretation. Either a creature is bursting through your gut or your stomach is ready for some serious vengeance. Be sure, when you slap on hunger pains, to take a cue from the joe below. Your facial expression sets the mood for this gem.