Champion Cock Fighter Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #109

From the 2007 Archives:

Thanks to Raisenette for the 11th Hour tip of the Champion Cock Fighter Halloween Costume. I chose Champion Cock for the King of all Inappropriateness because it is hideously ugly, abnormal, topical and ethically repugnant. The obvious – as per the case of Michael Vic, animal fights for sport are, to say the least, culturally unacceptable in the mighty USA. You’re definitely going to need those boxing gloves if you wear this costume, son, because you’re going to get your ass whooped. And on a sportsmanship note, what’s up with the cracked-out chicken eyes? Someone’s been drugging before the big match again. And traveling a little further, the human-like abs… what the hell is this thing anyway? I’m so far lost in its mire I can barely peck my way out. Dang, it’s like Chernobyl at the Perdue Plant.

Body Bag Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #58

From the 2006 Archives:

The Body Bag Halloween Costume is an absurd, hysterical, creepy and approachably palatable blend of Halloween appeal. I appreciate that the topically-relevant Body Bag is presented in monochromes as it allows the eye to fully soak in the costume without the distraction of too many bells and whistles. Nice makeup touches (I’d go with a tad more blood, bruises, scars) add to the zombie effect and bury the comparisons of a walking garment bag. Hee hee. Body Bag.