Discombobulated Cow Tipping Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #63

From the 2007 Archives:

All the rage this year is inflatable costumes. Unfortunately while some of these costumes are cute and cuddly, the concept does not lend itself to easy maneuverability from kidnappers, candy-snatchers, and stop-drop-and-roll situations. And, pray tell, what in the hellfire and brimstone is this thing? Walmart calls it a “Handstanding Cow” which, unless you’re a Starbucks intellectual who wants to dissect its Sartresqueosity, seems like a really unnatural, uncomfortable and inhumane position for a cow to assume. Really, if kids see this thing, all they’re going to wonder is, how can a heifer make it with a moon bounce? I ain’t never seen that on the Discovery Channel.

The Discombobulated Cow Tipping Halloween Costume is available from Walmart.