Geico Caveman Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #149

The Geico Caveman Halloween Costume is one ugly mother.  I hate those beasts and I hate this mask.  With dead eyes, buck teeth, caterpillar eyebrows, greasy hair, baggy eyes and a bushy beard, the Caveman Halloween Mask looks less like a simple tool adept link in man's evolutionary chain and more like a fat, brainwashed slob of some cult's brethren.  This thing is scary a hundred ways to Christmas.  Higher species will reject it.