Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Trophy Wife Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #141

A Trophy Wife Halloween Costume? Like gag me with a martini olive. That is so 1980s. Really, it's the year of the cougar, baby. The Trophy Wife Halloween Costume places a Dynasty-esque creature on a literal "trophy" base and has poor blondie confined like some pathetic American Gigolo reject. Let's hope Trophy Wife is someone's bad idea of a joke or else y'all need to get off of your yacht and go straight to the therapist's chair.

A perfect portrayal of The Real Housewives of... Orange County, Atlanta, Yellowknife, wherever.

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