Yoda Halloween Costume for Dogs

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #28

From the 2006 Archives:

Listen up, I'm only going to say this once.  Pets are not meant to wear costumes.  Particularly the Yoda Halloween Costume for Dogs.  I don't care how cutesy they are, it's not right.  This is why, when The Machine, D2 and I were younger and stuck a pearl necklace and a pair of shorts on D2's mutt Einstein, he promptly took a crap in 'em.  Nature was rebelling against man's inhumanity.  I don't even want to THINK about what would happen if all the neighborhood dogs became little Yodas for the night.  Besides, I highly doubt the pooch in the picture is actually wearing this costume.  It looks entirely photoshopped.