Monday, September 21, 2009

Wheaties Box Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #76

From the 2007 Archives:

Oh Johnny, don’t you know that Halloween is a time to ditch your wholesome side for something more ghoulish? Okay, I’ll concede that if your parents are on the fence about the whole Satan-worshiping holiday thing then suggesting a tame costume might swing the pendulum to your side. But like, does anyone even eat Wheaties anymore? Wasn’t that an ’80s thing?

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