Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Hung Like a Horse Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #40

From the 2006 Archives:

For reasons I’ll never understand, the Hung Like a Horse Halloween Costume is sold out all over the internet except at All Costumes which appears to have a few left in stock. But really, why bother? We might as well call Hung Like a Horse the Napoleon Complex. That is, those that doth flaunt are those that doth lack. And it’s a bit pervy, really, to have your Johnson so comfortably nestled against an equine head. Cheesy, bestiality sodomite, ick. Lock ‘em up, Animal Cops.

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