Fart-O-Meter Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #15

From the 2006 Archives:

I have racked my brain trying to figure out who in their right mind would buy the Fart-O-Meter Halloween Costume and I just can't figure it out.  This is a truly inane Halloween costume.  It says, "I have a 4th-grade intellect, am overly flashy and want to be avoided wherever I go."  Think about it... who wants a Fart-O-Meter approaching them, even if they're toot-free?  Don't wander what everyone's laughing at in pity... it's you.