Department of Erections Excited Inmate Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #59

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Look, I don’t know if anyone’s seen OZ or even NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC: INSIDE SUPERMAX but inmates are SCARY. And the only thing more disturbing than a sociopath is a sociopath with a boner, as illustrated in the Department of Erections / Excited Inmate Halloween Costume. I’m not sure of Ted Bundy’s state when he impersonated Pa’s friend after stealing his wallet at a bar but I wouldn’t touch that pole with a 10-foot pole. And especially this guy who looks like he could use an intensive trip to the dentist. What’s up with the sneakers, by the way? Totally inauthentic. I thought they only let them wear pink slippers.