Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Boob Head Halloween Costume Mask

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #89

From the 2007 Archives:

Doesn’t this thing belong in a Muppets movie? This Boob Head Halloween Costume Mask is a little too well-crafted as the boobs flow naturally from the upper cheeks creating the illusion of a crusty geezer with saggy mole-pocked jowls. Or a mutated lab hamster stockpiling snacks. Will anyone get it? The geeks, maybe. And the rest? It’s all about getting candy, getting loaded and smashing pumpkins. Nobody’s gonna think on H-Day!

The Boob Head Halloween Costume Mask is available from Haunted Props.

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