Friday, September 18, 2009

Blue Man Group Halloween Costume Mask

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #67

From the 2007 Archives:

Yes, the BMG mutes are creepy but this Blue Man Group Halloween Costume Mask looks more like a blueberry-dipped Peter Boyle, a horrible encounter with a fruit roll up or Violet Beauregarde’s Papa. Maybe if you did something about the Caucaisan eye bags peeking from behind the waxy latex and found other suckers to don similar masks and join you, you could pull off the BMG ensemble. But otherwise, you’re just a solitary Blue Man. A very odd solitary Blue Man. Come to think about it, when I was 11, I dipped a candle that looked very much like this at a YMCA summer camp.

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