Friday, April 11, 2008

Slim Jim Halloween Costume

Inappropriate Halloween Costume #7

From the 2006 Archives:

Be prepared to sweat like a porker in the Slim Jim Halloween Costume. Bright yellow plasticky pants do not bode well for ventilation and are more suitable for target practice (like the tantalizing JERKy cap) or swamp mucking. Listen to safety reports - skip the processed "are they really meat?" shelf-life-to-infinity food stuffs, stop promoting the corporate fat cats and choose a costume with at least breathable fabrics. Your own Slim Jim will thank you for it.

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